– There was a television show filmed at my house the other day. I guess I’ll write a little more about that when I’m feeling a bit more motivated. So that’ll be, like, ten years from now.
– My dog threw up on my bed and my carpet while I was at work yesterday. It was that bright yellow bile that is a byproduct of not eating, something that Kobe does on purpose when he is irritated that I have not quit my job to pet him full time.
– I have worn the same exact pair of jeans to work every day this week. Nobody has said anything yet; thus, I will wear them tomorrow as well.
– My father informed me that my Fredericks of Hollywood catalog was waiting for me at their house. They’re those people that sell movie supplies to film crews, right? Because if not, that might be a little awkward.
– I bought soap. This would not be remarkable, except for the fact that I have been out for days, and had resorted to bathing myself with conditioner, toothpaste, and bleach.
– Caitlin brought me two enormous bags of conversation hearts the other night. I have subsequently rewritten my will to ensure that she receives my full estate; Caitlin will be inheriting two chapsticks, an empty wallet, a collection of matchbooks, and a bulimic dog.
That’s about it. I’ll get back to updating this site soon.
Are they at least cherry chapsticks?