After careful consideration, Bobby and I have decided that our ideal pet must possess the following qualities:
– Minimal tendency to bark
– Fully housebroken
– Limited shedding
– Behaves when left unsupervised
– Can sit and stay on command
– Desires snuggle time at the end of the day
– Does not mind being left unattended for long stretches of time
That rules out a number of breeds, including all purebred and mixed breed dogs. As a result, we have decided to adopt the following four-legged friend that meets all of the above qualifications:
He might be a little hard to take on long runs, but I think otherwise he’ll fit in quite well.
Believe it or not, my dog fits those criteria exactly. She’s a peekapoo, which is a small dog, which you do not appear to be interested in. However, it may be important for you to know that her doggie best friend is a lab.
Perhaps it’s time to expand your doggie horizons?