Paranoia
This past Saturday afternoon, a very kind friend sent me to a local spa for a professional massage. The whole experience was incredibly relaxing and enjoyable, save for my ridiculous urge to exclaim, “Don’t break them!” when the woman started to massage my toes. I know it sounds crazy, but whenever somebody rubs my feet, I always feel as if they are moments from snapping one of my toes. This massage, although given by an experienced and gentle woman who could not have been more professional, was no different.I know such a warning is unnecessary, as it is exceptionally unlikely that the masseuse would ever do such a thing. First and foremost, fracturing a client’s bone would probably decrease from the overall enjoyment of the massage, and therefore any reputable masseuse would willingly choose to avoid such an uncomfortable situation. But second, the breaking of an appendage would most certainly ...continue reading.