1. Blew a snot rocket mid-ride.
2. Blew a snot rocket mid-ride and hit your jersey/shorts/shoe.
3. Spit while riding fast and had it land on your shoulder/splash across your cheek.
4. Pushed your helmet against your head to make all of the sweat pour out.
5. Eaten a fuzzy, sticky Clif Block found in your jersey pocket.
6. Drank the mud splashed across the mouth of a waterbottle.
7. Used a glove as a sweat mop or Kleenex.
8. Picked bugs/dirt out of your teeth after a ride.
9. Smelled something rank and realized it was your gloves or helmet.
10. Peed in the woods and sprinkled your shoes.
That’s pretty funny. Guilty for all except numbers 5 and 10. The first one’s just gross, and well, I’m not gonna pee on my Sidis!
11. Pooped on a mountaintop.