After three hours of work, three different treatment processes, $140 worth of services (including tip), and $42 worth of new shampoo and conditioner, the best my two male roommates could say is, “Did you get a haircut or something?”

And that was after I shouted, “Look at my damn head! SOMETHING IS DIFFERENT.”

In case you’re wondering (and I’m certain the suspense is practically killing you), I went from Marilyn Manson With Carrot Top Roots to My, Doesn’t Your Hair Look Naturally Sun-Streaked (If You Live On Mercury). I’ll post pictures at some point.

One thought on “If I’d Dyed My Armhair, They’d Have Noticed

  1. Of course they’d have noticed if you had dyed your armhair; it’s at least three, maybe four… feet long.

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