The Scene: We’re all sitting around the dinner table talking about The Bachelor (having already exhausted the topics of periods, birth control, chamois/girl part interaction, chocolate, etc). Everybody has various levels of experience with The Bachelor, and then comes this:

“Big Suze loves The Bachelor!”

“Is Big Suze your cat?”

“No, my mother-in-law.”

Maybe this won’t be nearly as funny to you, but everybody who heard this interaction broke a sweat from laughing so hard. It’s a conversation I won’t want to forget, much like everything else about this experience.