Dear Georgetown Law Center Admissions Committee,
I really want to go to your school, although I cannot name one plausible reason beyond desirable name recognition. The commute will be terrible, the tuition is unfathomable, and you were founded by Jesuits, with whom I share only a fondness for breathing. However, all of the people I don’t like (or who don’t like me, aka Earth) will be forced to be impressed by my astonishing academic success if you accept me. Thus, I am asking that you hesitate not a moment longer, and issue me an immediate admission into your program. You can be sure I’ll accept, because I have intelligently chosen to forego applying to any other schools in hopes that I will not have to suffer the indignity of not being able to flaunt my Georgetown law degree.
Cheers,
Lindsay